Top 10 Reasons Huck Will Pick Chuck As His VP

10. Chuck Norris represents an important constituency the Republican party needs to carry in the general election: ass-kicking karate masters in vacuum-tight dungarees.

9. Listen up Afghanistan, Iraq and other cesspools of failed American meddling...per orders of Vice President Chuck, The World Combat League is now responsible for all overseas democracy building.

8. Last time I checked, Dick Cheney didn't have an Italian blog called "We Love Dick Cheney" devoted to all the wonderful, manly facts associated with his name. Chuck Norris does.

7. In the name of the people, Chuck Norris will personally reshape the Oval Office into a trapezoid.

6. People are tired of that sneaky White House turkey getting pardoned every Thanksgiving. That's all gonna change when Chuck Norris snaps its flimsy neck with his patented flimsy-neck-breaking jujitsu move. And he's not waiting until Thanksgiving to do it.

5. Chuck Norris is a great asset on trade missions. Hey, how's this for a trade Mr. Foreign Minister of Whoknowswhere? You give us exactly what we want and maybe Chuck Norris won't rip your goddamn liver out with his bare hands and chow down on your innards like a lion.

4. Air Force One has submitted a signed and sealed letter declaring that it's perfectly willing to be known as Air Force Two from here on out. Chuck Norris hopes you don't have to ask who the real Air Force One is.

3. Some say you can't have a soul to be successful in politics. Chuck Norris has a way of dealing with souls.

2. Mike Huckabee can put his right hand directly on Chuck Norris during the inauguration.

And the number one reason Mike Huckabee will choose Chuck Norris to be his Vice President...

1. Can you say Commander in Chuck in 2016?!

Comments

[CarmenJulia]

Ok, I like your 10 reason specially "10. Chuck Norris represents an important constituency the Republican party needs to carry in the general election: ass-kicking karate masters in vacuum-tight dungarees." reason. GBY.